Wednesday, May 9, 2007

my idea of a good time includes blinking hula hoop dance partys in the zellers toy department

After almost two weeks here i am enjoying the life of the unemployed like no other. Unfortunately this has to stop. This life is only fun while the money lasts and since I'm living off of a credit card and a loan, the real money ran out about six months ago...i might have been the only one who hadn't noticed. On the plus side i think i got the flag girl job with park paving. Keep your eye out next time you pass a road crew. You cant miss me, I'm the girl with green hair and a sweet lazer bolt shaved into the side of her head.

The word is in that skinny jeans are on there way out. Thank god. You might not know this since i own pairs in blue, grey, AND black but i don't really like them. They may look good but there uncomfortable and restricting. not to mention that most women (me not included) have hips and an ass which don't really fit into the skinny pencil legs that these skinnys offer. Apparently wide leg is where its at. Find this and other great fashion related news at CHEEKMagazine.com its new, exciting, and (because its online) environmentally friendly. Plus its free and who doesn't love free?

Courtesy of Aprils crush who has the most bling plugs i have ever seen, i can get a rockin discount at Dragon FX. Two green gems have been ordered and they will soon be a great addition to my anti-eyebrow area! Although I'm still undecided if i should do both sides or go with the asymmetrical lifestyle. What are your thoughts guys?

Love Forever
Jamie

PS: if you are riding on the handle bars of a bike down a busy sidewalk, the cops wont do anything as long as there distracted by the drunk guy that there trying to throw into the paddy wagon. trying to stop is much more dangerous than just cruising by.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

I think i lost my Albertan accent...

So I'm home...not that this is news. I've been here since Saturday. Its been a rather uneventful few days. Here's a few things to note:

- i think the fact that i have a loud voice gives off the false impression of confidence. People seam to believe me when i tell them that i know what I'm doing. For example, my friend Dave didn't seem to have a problem letting me cut his hair even tho i have never done it before. I'm not sure how he felt after my little accident with the clippers forced me to shave him bald.

- this might sound cliche, but only in Alberta does it go from sunny and plus 10c to raining to snowing and back to plus 10 in one day.

- only in Alberta does snow in April ruin your plans for racing old beater cars on the track at the back of your friends farm causing you to sit inside and play with the new litter of kittens while eating elk steaks and watching NHL playoffs instead.

- my goal for the summer is to be the slow sign girl on the road crew by the side of the highway. hot asphalt and coveralls cant scare me away. if you can help me out with this please let me know.

Love Forever
Jamie