Life of a Redneck

Today at work a delivery driver was pretty angry after i made him wait in a line of cars for less than 10 minutes until the way was clear. In an attempt at releasing his frustration, he decided to hit my lunch box which was sitting on the shoulder of the road behind me. Believe me, it was intentional, i saw him swerve right for it. It went flying in the air breaking into a thousand pieces. My water bottle exploded, as did my orange and my sandwich was spread across the newly laid asphalt. Before i could make my way over to salvage what was left the birds got at it. Thats when my day started going downhill....it was 9am.

In other news one of the boys asked me if i wanted anything from 711. I told him to surprise me and he winked and drove away. When he came back he handed me a bottle of a drink called 'blue bawls' which had a 'RED HOT dice' scratch card taped to it......i think he was trying to tell me something...i won $1.