My Adventures at Sherbourne and Dundas

What a man on the street actually said to me today:

"Girl, you got a NICE pussy!."
"Yo Bitch! Get over here!"


i wonder if that ever works for him.

"...when each day is the same as the next, it's because people fail to recognize the good things that happen in their lives every day that the sun rises."
- Paulo Coelho

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my new favorite past time. so far my best is 84wmp

My Newly Developed Irrational Fear

Flesh Eating Disease or Necrotizing Fasciitis. Im not joking people. This little bacteria can live anywhere....your bathtub, the garden, the classroom floor. All it has to do is get into a little cut, or even a bruise and your done for. I have seen pictures and it is disgusting. It looks like acid is burning your skin from the inside. This one guy got it in his nose when he was gardening and it ate almost his entire face before they could stop it, he now has no nose or eyes...he kind of looks like that monster on Pans Labyrinth. Fucking terrifying. Im starting to think that Howie Mandel knows what hes doing with the whole germ phobia thing...maybe he'll go halfsies on a bulk order of latex gloves with me...

Love forever
Jamie

Its Official

i thought i could make it...i almost did...but today it happened...i wore sweatpants to school...i have officially given up...

Love forever,
Jamie

'Who wants to be a millionare Canada'

Blame them. With the rise of reality television, the knockoffs were quick to follow. theres Canada's next top model, project runway Canada, Canadian Idol, Cribs Canada...i could go on. Just add 'Canada' to the title, switch the big name host for someone a little less good looking, add a little multiculturalism and at least one French accent and theres you have it; the perfect recipe for LAME!! ooooh Canada land of no imagination...

Love Forever
Jamie